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April 07, 2005
Chopsticks
When eating with chopsticks, always observe the proper precautions:
Have you ever wanted to see the emotional final scene of Se7en, performed by stuffed animals?

Stuck for decoration ideas for your home? Try a lamp made of sheep stomachs as seen below. Too subtle for you? Try a ceiling full of the damn things! Or, simply, Cow Benches.

Posted by skoo on April 7, 2005 06:53 PM
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lol especially the doll one.
Shall we decorate our ceiling in cow stomachs babe? haha As odd as it is.. it does look kinda cool.
Posted by: Kharysma on April 7, 2005 09:51 PM
Sheep stomachs to decorate the ceilings? Bah! I prefer using lion intestines as party streamers to sheep stomach lamps. Then again, good ol' human flesh tapestries never fail. It's cost efficiant AND stylish! ^_^
As for chopsticks, I am well aware of the danger presented by them. A word of cautionous advise for the wary little boy with chopsticks: They are not good for brushing teeth.
Posted by: Agent Ganonsmith on April 8, 2005 03:15 PM
hah! chopsticks can actually cause serious danger....as I have encountered. I once tried to shove a pair of chopsticks up my nozzle and ended up sneezing all over my soup (this could give me very high toxic deseases.. I think..) Kids! beware of those long things you see people using to eat their fried rice and peas, because they may tempt you to shove them up your large yet fragile noses! If you were stupid enough to do so, like myself, you will have to keep this message in mind!
Posted by: cheesy pie on April 9, 2005 09:52 PM
...intresting. especially since i'm asian. i live in a town in USA where the number of asians doubles every 10 years (off topic).
sheep stomach lamp? asians EAT stuff like that. but it does look cool, like Kharysma said.
gahh, html doesn't work here...
Posted by: hoogli on April 12, 2005 02:02 AM
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